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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes Monday, 30 January 2006 13:22
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1) That's not right………………………….Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive…………..Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP…………………………Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man……………………………….Dum Gai

5) Small Horse………………………………Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach…………………Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table……………….Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift………………..Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here……………………Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet…………….Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone………………….No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week………WaiYu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight……………………..Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile……………Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive…………….Yu Stin Ki Pu
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nykitten Monday, 30 January 2006 13:24
Do you have icons for that


Kuryous1 Monday, 30 January 2006 13:25
Shie! Shie! ( Pronounced shay shay...Thank You!)


nykitten Monday, 30 January 2006 13:30
just for the record...that was very funny!


Kuryous1 Monday, 30 January 2006 13:32
Nin Hao!


xhibiton Monday, 30 January 2006 17:15
And as a Firefly/Serenity fan, all I have to say is...

Byen Dah Tah Muhn Dug Bay Jo Go Lai.

(For those who don't know, Firefly was a science-fiction show that used Mandarin phrases to cover cursing and such. The above, according to the Serenity RPG, means "A switch to those girls' backsides is just good enough."


Leviathan4u Monday, 30 January 2006 17:37
  QUOTE (nykitten @ January 30, 2006, 13:30)
just for the record...that was very funny!





pepper Monday, 30 January 2006 19:43




bikerchick69 Monday, 30 January 2006 21:22
those were good... funny..


nykitten Tuesday, 31 January 2006 05:17
  QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 30, 2006, 17:37)
  QUOTE (nykitten @ January 30, 2006, 13:30)
just for the record...that was very funny!








DEye Tuesday, 31 January 2006 07:34
  QUOTE (nykitten @ January 31, 2006, 05:17)
  QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 30, 2006, 17:37)
  QUOTE (nykitten @ January 30, 2006, 13:30)
just for the record...that was very funny!










I'm going to have to pay closer attention to those fortune cookies! Fu Man Chew


Leviathan4u Tuesday, 31 January 2006 07:44
  QUOTE (nykitten @ January 31, 2006, 05:17)
  QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 30, 2006, 17:37)
  QUOTE (nykitten @ January 30, 2006, 13:30)
just for the record...that was very funny!











hardrock1955 Wednesday, 01 February 2006 08:44