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To be 6 again!
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Tuesday, 31 January 2006 15:51 |
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking
in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made
her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags
theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her
a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she
wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He
leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear,
what was it like being six again??"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
he is gonna get it wrong. 
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Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:24 |
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Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:59 |
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Yep, that is usually true!
 Jill |
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Wednesday, 01 February 2006 05:44 |
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What did you say, again? |
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Wednesday, 01 February 2006 05:51 |
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true but not always with every guy. |
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Wednesday, 01 February 2006 07:48 |
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It's technically called Selective hearing......And unfortunately we are all capable!..... |
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Wednesday, 01 February 2006 08:03 |
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quiet! the game's on!!!  |
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Wednesday, 01 February 2006 08:37 |
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Wednesday, 01 February 2006 11:17 |
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And the reason it took soooo long to tell him? Any woman I've been around would have slapped the living hell out of me when I gave her the Lucky Charms. You especially..... |
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Friday, 03 February 2006 04:22 |
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ohhh ohhh wait, wait I got it!
ummm what was the question?  |
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Friday, 03 February 2006 05:42 |
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QUOTE (AGood1 @ February 3, 2006, 04:22)ohhh ohhh wait, wait I got it!
ummm what was the question?
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