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what women would do if they had a penis for a day Thursday, 23 February 2006 04:52
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

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nykitten Thursday, 23 February 2006 07:02

I would repeat number 7.....



MoonHowler Thursday, 23 February 2006 09:01

Who's to say #'s 4 & 7 haven't been done by a woman already... huh? huh? *whistles*



DEye Thursday, 23 February 2006 11:03

  QUOTE (MoonHowler @ February 23, 2006, 09:01)
Who's to say #'s 4 & 7 haven't been done by a woman already... huh? huh? *whistles*




Not to be one to hijack a thread, butt is this a first hand experiance? If so I need pictures to prove it


sxybicpl2006 Thursday, 23 February 2006 14:30

  QUOTE (nykitten @ February 23, 2006, 07:02)
I would repeat number 7.....




We don't talk to each other at the urinals. It's just rude.


nykitten Thursday, 23 February 2006 14:32

  QUOTE (sxybicpl2006 @ February 23, 2006, 14:30)
  QUOTE (nykitten @ February 23, 2006, 07:02)
I would repeat number 7.....




We don't talk to each other at the urinals. It's just rude.



That is exactly why I would do it twice!....


boredcountryboy Thursday, 23 February 2006 19:48

  QUOTE (DEye @ February 23, 2006, 11:03)
  QUOTE (MoonHowler @ February 23, 2006, 09:01)
Who's to say #'s 4 & 7 haven't been done by a woman already... huh? huh? *whistles*




Not to be one to hijack a thread, butt is this a first hand experiance? If so I need pictures to prove it



why not the adjoining urinal?


MoonHowler Friday, 24 February 2006 14:12

  QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ February 23, 2006, 19:48)
  QUOTE (DEye @ February 23, 2006, 11:03)
  QUOTE (MoonHowler @ February 23, 2006, 09:01)
Who's to say #'s 4 & 7 haven't been done by a woman already... huh? huh? *whistles*




Not to be one to hijack a thread, butt is this a first hand experiance? If so I need pictures to prove it



why not the adjoining urinal?



Especially if you need toilet paper... where else ya gonna get it from?