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Texas in July
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Monday, 27 February 2006 14:09 |
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN JULY WHEN. . .
* The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the
ground.
* The trees are whistling for the dogs.
* The best parking place is determined by shade instead of
distance.
* Hot water now comes out of both taps.
* You can make sun tea instantly.
* You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
* The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
* You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
* You discover that you can get sunburned through your car
window.
* You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
* You break into a sweat the instant you step outside! at 7:30 a.m.
* Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
* You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
* The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
* Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
* The cows are giving evaporated milk.
Ah, what a place to call home.
God Bless TEXAS!!!
I can hardly wait!  |
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