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BIKERCHICK69'S NEW T-SHIRT SLOGONS
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Friday, 24 March 2006 06:04 |
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you're next.
Please don't make me kill you.
And your point is...
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
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Sunday, 26 March 2006 08:40 |
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The shirt I'm wearing in my picture says..THUG LIFE.. on the back it says TAKIN CARE OF BUSINESS.. It's a H. A. club shirt from a friend of mine in Oakland. I can't wear it around here cuz this is OUTLAW country.. except for Cleveland...!!!! |
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Sunday, 26 March 2006 08:54 |
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QUOTE (rchamberlain @ March 26, 2006, 08:40)
Anythink goes in Cleveland Not many can read anyways |
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Sunday, 26 March 2006 15:30 |
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QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 26, 2006, 13:41)
whose the devil???
but .. being with this whole t-shirt thing.. i think i have an idea whose behind this... |
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Sunday, 26 March 2006 11:31 |
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Got one too..!!!LMAO...!!!! |
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Sunday, 26 March 2006 11:25 |
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Ma found me her other shirt.
"Hookt on fawnix reelly workt fur mee!"
Big hit where she works.
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Sunday, 26 March 2006 09:03 |
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Or spell... lol...!!! |
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Sunday, 26 March 2006 13:06 |
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Of all the people to miss this .... |
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Sunday, 26 March 2006 12:58 |
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how in the hell did i miss this one for 2 days?! |
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Sunday, 26 March 2006 11:11 |
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Too Funny....!!!! |
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Sunday, 26 March 2006 15:13 |
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I want her shirt.. Her too... lol... |
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Sunday, 26 March 2006 11:10 |
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QUOTE (rchamberlain @ March 26, 2006, 11:06)
LMAO....
What do you call a polish bowling ball.... a brick. |
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Sunday, 26 March 2006 11:06 |
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No offense to anyone... but .. What do you call a polish boomerang..??? A stick...!!!! LMAO !!!!! |
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Sunday, 26 March 2006 10:50 |
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Ma has a shirt that says, " If I throw a stick will you leave" . |
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Friday, 24 March 2006 07:38 |
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ROFLMAO!!!! |
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Friday, 24 March 2006 07:42 |
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Friday, 24 March 2006 16:03 |
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WHOA....!!!! |
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Friday, 24 March 2006 16:05 |
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A friend of mine has a t-shirt that says on the back...
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off"
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Friday, 24 March 2006 16:16 |
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"IF THIS IS ON YOUR FLOOR TOMORROW... WE TOTALLY FUCKED
(now go make me some breakfast, bitch!)"
"I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE"
"I DO BAD THINGS"
sorry.. the rest have illustrations to make them funny. |
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Friday, 24 March 2006 19:02 |
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oooohhhhh she is going to get you ooohhhh........ |
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Saturday, 25 March 2006 23:32 |
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Wednesday, 29 March 2006 18:34 |
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on a shirt I wanted to buy for my wife , "I can go from 0 to bitch in 2.5 seconds". but she was way quicker than that |
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Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:00 |
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QUOTE (rchamberlain @ March 26, 2006, 15:13)
whose shirt? |
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Wednesday, 12 April 2006 04:21 |
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how about A HEALTHY PUSSY NEEDS MEAT |
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