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All I Need to Know About Life....... Tuesday, 28 March 2006 09:34
.....I Learned from Drinking Coffee

* I am productive! I am productive! I am productive!

* Better latte than never.

* A day without coffee is like night...you sleep through it.

* We all have to do the daily grind.

* Espresso yourself.

* Automatic drip defines most people's personalities.

* Stand your grounds.

* If the spoon doesn't dissolve, it isn't coffee.

* I love the caffeine; it's the rich taste I could do without.

* Don't stop till you're shaking.

* Impatience is a virtue.

* Take two cups and call me in the middle of the night.

* Who needs sleep when you've got coffee?

* There's no rest for the caffeinated.

* Decaf is for sissies.

* Man cannot live by coffee alone - donuts are pretty essential too.

* There is no such thing as a free refill.

* It's okay to be full of beans sometimes.

Posted by: MoonHowler



just4urplsur Tuesday, 28 March 2006 10:05

well i would love to help with some of them


* The Daily Grind

* Dont Stop Until You Are Shaking

and my favorite


* Free Refills




all you have to do is let me know



MoonHowler Tuesday, 28 March 2006 10:56

Free refills, huh? Shouldn't that be in another topic in the "General Discusion" area?


naughtyandnasty Tuesday, 28 March 2006 11:22

Coffee is our friend...


rchamberlain Tuesday, 28 March 2006 16:36

You people need to learn how to spell...coffee is spelled ..BEER....!!!!!


naughtyandnasty Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:05

  QUOTE (rchamberlain @ March 28, 2006, 16:36)
You people need to learn how to spell...coffee is spelled ..BEER....!!!!!



wait I got it!!!!! beer and coffee mixed.....oh yea your from Ohio they have Buzz beer already.......BTW hows Drew?....... ....Nasty


rchamberlain Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:48

Drew is drunk ..but can't sleep...!!! lol..
Screw Cleveland , TOLEDO ROCKS....!!!!


funlovingpair Wednesday, 29 March 2006 11:53

If all else fails, there's Billy Beer.


hardrock1955 Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:01

my blood is brown