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THE GENIE IN THE LAMP	Saturday, 15 April 2006 18:37
A young man was walking on the beach when he tripped over an antique lamp, picked it up and began to brush it off. Suddenly from the lamp appeared a genie and it said to the young man...'I'll grant you three wishes...BUT...whatever you wish for your wife will receive double...so be thoughtful.' "OK!" the young man said..."For my first wish I wish to be the richest man in the world.".....'But your wife will be twice as rich' the genie reminded him. "That's OK," the young man said..."The richest man should be married to the richest woman."........'GRANTED!' the genie said. "OK, for my second wish I wish to be the best looking man in the world," the young man continued....'Of course you remember that your wife will be twice as good looking as you are,' the genie repeated. "That's OK," the young man said..."The best looking man should be married to the best looking woman.".....'GRANTED!' the genie said. "Now for my third and last wish," the young man said looking thoughtful, "and I'll tell you Mr.Genie I've thought this out throughly...........For my third wish.....I want you to beat me half to death!!!!!"
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