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Things to ponder......	Tuesday, 18 April 2006 08:49
I know you've heard these before but they still make ya' wonder..... * Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? * Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? * If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? * Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? * Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! * If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? * If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? * If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? * Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Posted by: MoonHowler

just4urplsur	Tuesday, 18 April 2006 09:59

You really do have waaaaaaaaaay to much time on your hands.

MoonHowler	Tuesday, 18 April 2006 10:44

QUOTE (just4urplsur @ April 18, 2006, 09:59) You really do have waaaaaaaaaay to much time on your hands. Cum fill me.......... I mean IT!!!