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Things Men Take for Granted
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Friday, 19 May 2006 09:32 |
1) Your last name stays put.
2) The garage is all yours.
3) Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4) Chocolate is just another snack.
5) You can never be pregnant.
6) You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7) You can wear no T-shirt to a water park.
8) Car mechanics tell you the truth. They lie to me, they're gonna get their nuts torked! 
9) The world is your urinal.
10) You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just 'too icky'.
11) You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. righty tighty, lefty loosy 
12) Same work, more pay.
13) Wrinkles add character.
14) Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.
15) People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
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Friday, 19 May 2006 10:22 |
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Friday, 19 May 2006 11:39 |
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LMAO..... |
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Saturday, 20 May 2006 15:31 |
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so very true  |
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