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Friday, 26 May 2006 13:33 |
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language...After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "why don't we agree on some simple signals?... For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over & squeeze my left breast one time.If you don't want to have sex, reach over & squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea & signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over & pull on my penis one time, if you don't want to have sex, reach over & pull on my penis...fifty times."....
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Friday, 26 May 2006 14:02 |
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Friday, 26 May 2006 15:06 |
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Sunday, 28 May 2006 05:22 |
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Now I don't KARE who U R.......THAT'S FUNNY! |
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Sunday, 28 May 2006 06:56 |
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QUOTE (SirHairless @ May 28, 2006, 05:22) Now I don't KARE who U R.......THAT'S FUNNY!
What?? What?? (cupping a hand to one ear) Didja say somethin' ??? |
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Monday, 29 May 2006 16:07 |
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i wonder if that would work for me. still laughing!!!! |
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