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Adult book store Monday, 29 May 2006 20:03
A man heads out the door to go to his adult book store and his wife says,Have a good day Dear"
All morning not one customer, Around noon a beautiful red head walks in and starts looking at the display case with all the Dildo's in it. She asks the owner, "How much is the black one? He replies $29.95. Then She asks, How much is the white one? He replays, $29.95. She says she'll take the black one.
A few minutes later, A beautiful brunette comes in the store and looks at the display case with all the dildo's in it. She asks the owner, How much is the black one, He responds, $29.95. The she asks, How much is the white one? And he responds, $29.95. She says, I take the white one.
It's not long until a gorgeous blond walks through the door and she to goes right to the display case with all the dildo's in it. She asks, How much is the black one? He says $29.95. She asks, How much is the white one? He says, $29.95. She looks a while, then asks him, Then how much is the plaid one? He Say's, It's not for sale! The blond explains Oh I just have to have the plaid one! After a long confrontation, the owner gives up and Say's, OK, fine, $50.00. The blond pays for her article and leaves and the owner closer's up for the day. The owner gets home that night and his wife asks, How did your day go Dear? He Say's, It was great! First I sold a black dildo for $29.95, Then I sold a white one for $29.95, Then I sold my thermos for $50.00!
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justchange Tuesday, 30 May 2006 09:26

He should have told all of them he would have done them for free.


nykitten Tuesday, 06 June 2006 18:10



funlovingpair Tuesday, 06 June 2006 22:02

Kinda like the ladies bicycle seats, $10 new, $20 used.


mystic1 Monday, 14 August 2006 20:18

this joke by a guy who has "driven a truck" up the largest....