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Thursday, 22 July 2004 20:34 |
FEMALE ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
MALE ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay |
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Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:18 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 23, 2004, 15:39) QUOTE (DEye @ July 23, 2004, 04:29) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 22, 2004, 22:33)would that be a slow dance? polka? waltz?
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
my personal favorite too
according to #6, BCB's name is actually "wannafuckCountryboy" |
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Tuesday, 27 July 2004 08:55 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ July 26, 2004, 04:45) translated sunbuff's last posting = "I wnat to have sex.
Just so there's no misunderstanding here, "I want to have sex with you!"
Chazzy, love the new picture! Ohhh, your eyes, so sensual and sexy!  |
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Thursday, 22 July 2004 20:59 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 22, 2004, 20:34) FEMALE ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
MALE ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Soooo may I have this dance? |
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Thursday, 22 July 2004 22:33 |
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would that be a slow dance? polka? waltz? |
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Friday, 23 July 2004 04:29 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 22, 2004, 22:33) would that be a slow dance? polka? waltz?
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
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Friday, 23 July 2004 04:32 |
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QUOTE (DEye @ July 23, 2004, 04:29) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 22, 2004, 22:33)would that be a slow dance? polka? waltz?
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
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Friday, 23 July 2004 04:34 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 23, 2004, 04:32) QUOTE (DEye @ July 23, 2004, 04:29) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 22, 2004, 22:33)would that be a slow dance? polka? waltz?
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
sure and you're certainly attentive today!!
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
This is great...now I don't have to strain my brain thinkin' of a good one liner!
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Friday, 23 July 2004 15:39 |
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QUOTE (DEye @ July 23, 2004, 04:29) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 22, 2004, 22:33)would that be a slow dance? polka? waltz?
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
my personal favorite too |
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Friday, 23 July 2004 18:16 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 22, 2004, 20:34) MALE ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
One more...
12. It's not you, it's me = I found someone else to have sex with. |
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Friday, 23 July 2004 18:23 |
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i think that one should be in the female column cause i just heard that one from my last girlfriend.... but it did mean exactly that, you're on the ball! |
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Friday, 23 July 2004 20:30 |
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6 is great! |
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Saturday, 24 July 2004 04:42 |
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QUOTE (littlegothicslut @ July 23, 2004, 20:30) 6 is great!
I'll have a Super sized #6 Please..And a body suit on the side |
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Saturday, 24 July 2004 09:44 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 22, 2004, 20:34) FEMALE ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
MALE ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Chazzy, I love you in that dress but I'm so bored here. I'll call you and we can go dancing or see a movie but dinner would be great also. By the way you can come barefooted!  |
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Monday, 26 July 2004 04:45 |
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translated sunbuff's last posting = "I wnat to have sex. |
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Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:31 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 27, 2004, 05:18) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 23, 2004, 15:39) QUOTE (DEye @ July 23, 2004, 04:29) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 22, 2004, 22:33)would that be a slow dance? polka? waltz?
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
my personal favorite too
according to #6, BCB's name is actually "wannafuckCountryboy"
so do you? |
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Thursday, 29 July 2004 14:06 |
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yes |
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Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:34 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ July 29, 2004, 14:06) yes
and here i thought you might!?  |
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Saturday, 31 July 2004 15:49 |
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only problem is 1500 miles, lack of funding for travel and too much work to get finished before heading out on vacation again. |
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Saturday, 31 July 2004 16:13 |
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geez, you two!!! If you can't physically close the miles between the two of you, arrange for some phone sex or something, get on with it!! |
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Saturday, 31 July 2004 16:54 |
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i thought her yes meant no and blah blah etc.
won't be too long and i'll be outta my house with no job, got an opening for me? i got a little construction background and am an internationally certified concrete tech? but my expertise is in measuring, being a surveyor and all. |
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Sunday, 01 August 2004 01:11 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 31, 2004, 16:54)i thought her yes meant no and blah blah etc.
won't be too long and i'll be outta my house with no job, got an opening for me? i got a little construction background and am an internationally certified concrete tech? but my expertise is in measuring, being a surveyor and all.
yeah she has 3 openings for you BCB  |
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Sunday, 01 August 2004 06:04 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 1, 2004, 01:11) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 31, 2004, 16:54)i thought her yes meant no and blah blah etc.
won't be too long and i'll be outta my house with no job, got an opening for me? i got a little construction background and am an internationally certified concrete tech? but my expertise is in measuring, being a surveyor and all.
yeah she has 3 openings for you BCB
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