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THE FORTUNE TELLER Friday, 21 July 2006 20:58

IN A DARK AND GLOOMY ROOM, THE FORTUNE TELLER WAS STARTLED BY WHAT SHE SAW IN HER CRYSTAL BALL.
SHE LOOKED UP AT HER CUSTOMER, SITTING ACROSS THE TABLE.
"THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO TELL YOU THIS, SO I'LL JUST BE BLUNT. PREPARE YOURSELF TO BE A WIDOW. YOUR HUSBAND IS GOING TO HAVE A VERY HORRIBLE AND VIOLENT DEATH THIS YEAR.

VISIBLY SHAKEN,THE WOMAN STARED AT THE PSYCHIC' FACE , THEN
THE SINGLE FLICKERING CANDLE, THEN DOWN AT HER HANDS.
SHE TOOK A FEW DEEP BREATHS TO COMPOSE HERSELF. SHE SIMPLY HAD TO KNOW.

SHE MET THE FORTUNE TELLERS GAZE, STEADIED HER VOICE AND ASKED ;

WILL I GET AWAY WITH IT?.

Posted by: azcapt



justchange Friday, 21 July 2006 21:09



goody Friday, 21 July 2006 21:09

  QUOTE (azcapt @ July 21, 2006, 20:58)

IN A DARK AND GLOOMY ROOM, THE FORTUNE TELLER WAS STARTLED BY WHAT SHE SAW IN HER CRYSTAL BALL.
SHE LOOKED UP AT HER CUSTOMER, SITTING ACROSS THE TABLE.
"THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO TELL YOU THIS, SO I'LL JUST BE BLUNT. PREPARE YOURSELF TO BE A WIDOW. YOUR HUSBAND IS GOING TO HAVE A VERY HORRIBLE AND VIOLENT DEATH THIS YEAR.

VISIBLY SHAKEN,THE WOMAN STARED AT THE PSYCHIC' FACE , THEN
THE SINGLE FLICKERING CANDLE, THEN DOWN AT HER HANDS.
SHE TOOK A FEW DEEP BREATHS TO COMPOSE HERSELF. SHE SIMPLY HAD TO KNOW.

SHE MET THE FORTUNE TELLERS GAZE, STEADIED HER VOICE AND ASKED ;

WILL I GET AWAY WITH IT?.




goody Friday, 21 July 2006 21:13

That wicked mind of yours is working as always..love it


azcapt Friday, 21 July 2006 21:28

  QUOTE (goody @ July 21, 2006, 21:13)
That wicked mind of yours is working as always..love it




BUT WILL YOU GET AWAY WITH IT


hotnsexy2 Saturday, 22 July 2006 11:46

If you do...let me know!!


kinkysexneeded62 Tuesday, 25 July 2006 13:07

who's side you on capt. keepem coming


funlovingpair Tuesday, 25 July 2006 15:21

Keep them cumming....