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Some Check Up!!	Saturday, 22 July 2006 10:21
A beautiful, young lady about 21 went to a doctor and asked for a check-up. The doctor claimed that he had to use a thermometer for the check-up. So the doctor asked her, "Where shall I put the thermometer?" The girl replied, " ... uh ... not in my mouth, Doc. I might swallow it." "Okay ... let's try your armpit," the doctor suggested. "Well, it might tickle me, Doc. How about my butt?" the girl queried. "Okay then," so he put the thing in the girl's butt. Later, the girl while giggling exclaimed, "That's not my butt, Doc!" The Doc replied, "Well, that's not my thermometer, either."
Posted by: ticaD

DEye	Saturday, 22 July 2006 10:34

QUOTE (ticaD @ July 22, 2006, 10:21) A beautiful, young lady about 21 went to a doctor and asked for a check-up. The doctor claimed that he had to use a thermometer for the check-up. So the doctor asked her, "Where shall I put the thermometer?" The girl replied, " ... uh ... not in my mouth, Doc. I might swallow it." "Okay ... let's try your armpit," the doctor suggested. "Well, it might tickle me, Doc. How about my butt?" the girl queried. "Okay then," so he put the thing in the girl's butt. Later, the girl while giggling exclaimed, "That's not my butt, Doc!" The Doc replied, "Well, that's not my thermometer, either." And that brings us to the Doctor walking down the hall and reaches in his pocket for his pen but pulls out his thermometer and yells "Damn-it, some asshole has my pen!"

justchange	Saturday, 22 July 2006 11:13

QUOTE (DEye @ July 22, 2006, 10:34) QUOTE (ticaD @ July 22, 2006, 10:21) A beautiful, young lady about 21 went to a doctor and asked for a check-up. The doctor claimed that he had to use a thermometer for the check-up. So the doctor asked her, "Where shall I put the thermometer?" The girl replied, " ... uh ... not in my mouth, Doc. I might swallow it." "Okay ... let's try your armpit," the doctor suggested. "Well, it might tickle me, Doc. How about my butt?" the girl queried. "Okay then," so he put the thing in the girl's butt. Later, the girl while giggling exclaimed, "That's not my butt, Doc!" The Doc replied, "Well, that's not my thermometer, either." And that brings us to the Doctor walking down the hall and reaches in his pocket for his pen but pulls out his thermometer and yells "Damn-it, some asshole has my pen!" If the doc reached for his pen and pulled out his thermometer, who has his----?? to both

azcapt	Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:38

QUOTE (ticaD @ July 22, 2006, 10:21) A beautiful, young lady about 21 went to a doctor and asked for a check-up. The doctor claimed that he had to use a thermometer for the check-up. So the doctor asked her, "Where shall I put the thermometer?" The girl replied, " ... uh ... not in my mouth, Doc. I might swallow it." "Okay ... let's try your armpit," the doctor suggested. "Well, it might tickle me, Doc. How about my butt?" the girl queried. "Okay then," so he put the thing in the girl's butt. Later, the girl while giggling exclaimed, "That's not my butt, Doc!" The Doc replied, "Well, that's not my thermometer, either." And you still havent changed doctors yet ---have you