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TEN THINGS A MAN SHOULD KNOW
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Sunday, 25 July 2004 05:34 |
You knew that after that ""Mens Rules" thread,that this was coming sooner or later
TEN THINGS A MAN SHOULD KNOW
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1. If you really don't want to know what's wrong, then don't ask!
2. By the way, when we say "Nothing," we mean "Everything."
3. If you actually believe the answer "Nothing," then you're in bigger trouble than you were before.
4. Don't call us up and ask us out, if you don't have the foggiest idea where you are going to take us.
5. Believe it or not, listening to you burp after we cook you dinner is not a way of saying, "Wow, honey, that was delicious."
6. Please try to refrain from scratching your private parts in front of us, no matter how discrete you try to do it, we always see it.
7. When you hang out the window of moving cars with your buddies, and call to us, "Hey baby! Hey baby! Hey, where are you going? Do you want a ride, baby?" You don't actually think we're going to get in, do you?
8. We know that in the morning, certain parts of your anatomy arise before others, but Sunday mornings are meant to sleep in.
9. And poking us, will not put us in a better mood.
10. The woman's breast consists of more than just the nipple. |
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Sunday, 25 July 2004 07:07 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 25, 2004, 05:34) You knew that after that ""Mens Rules" thread,that this was coming sooner or later
TEN THINGS A MAN SHOULD KNOW
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1. If you really don't want to know what's wrong, then don't ask!
2. By the way, when we say "Nothing," we mean "Everything."
3. If you actually believe the answer "Nothing," then you're in bigger trouble than you were before.
4. Don't call us up and ask us out, if you don't have the foggiest idea where you are going to take us.
5. Believe it or not, listening to you burp after we cook you dinner is not a way of saying, "Wow, honey, that was delicious."
6. Please try to refrain from scratching your private parts in front of us, no matter how discrete you try to do it, we always see it.
7. When you hang out the window of moving cars with your buddies, and call to us, "Hey baby! Hey baby! Hey, where are you going? Do you want a ride, baby?" You don't actually think we're going to get in, do you?
8. We know that in the morning, certain parts of your anatomy arise before others, but Sunday mornings are meant to sleep in.
9. And poking us, will not put us in a better mood.
10. The woman's breast consists of more than just the nipple.
You expect me to know 10 things!!  |
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Sunday, 25 July 2004 15:56 |
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LOL  |
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Sunday, 25 July 2004 16:24 |
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Damn!!! Sunday mornings are my favorite times to let parts of mt anatomy arise! |
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Sunday, 25 July 2004 21:39 |
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I guess we will have to staple a calendar to it , along with the registration. |
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Monday, 26 July 2004 05:07 |
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in australia its like this..
1.....bend over we are ready to fuk
2 fuk
3 quiker
4suk it now
5 do the dishes
6 get bak on me
7my kangaroo doesnt get any
8 now suk again
9 lik it all up
10 pay the bill clean the house and say thankyou xxxxxxxx |
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Monday, 26 July 2004 07:07 |
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WOW, glad I live in the USA  |
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Monday, 26 July 2004 08:07 |
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Ha! You're glad! Imagine how I feel!! |
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