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DEFINITIONS ACCORDING TO GENDER
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Monday, 31 July 2006 18:29 |
1. THINGY (thing-ee)
a. female: Any part under a car's hood.
b. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel)
a. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
b. male: Playing football without a jockstrap.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)
a. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
b. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. BUTT (but)
a. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
b. male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown,
home run or goal. Also good for mooning.
5. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
a. female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
b. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
6. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)
a. female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
b. male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
7. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)
a. female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
b. male: An endless source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding.
8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)
a. female: The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
b. male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
9. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)
a. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
b. male: A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 minutes.
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Monday, 31 July 2006 18:29 |
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so true 
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Tuesday, 01 August 2006 01:00 |
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That sounds about right to me....  |
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Tuesday, 01 August 2006 02:30 |
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Boy you know both sides of the fence pretty well
Smarty pants-----hehehehe   |
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Friday, 04 August 2006 22:04 |
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sounds mighty accurate to me except for #1 because you won't hear a man call anything a "thingy"....
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