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Technical Suport Dept.
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Wednesday, 28 July 2004 09:59 |
A Technical Question
From: Desperate
To: Tech Support
Date: 21-Aug-2001
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed a slow down in preformance of several applications that had operated flawlessly under Girlfriend 5.0.
In addition, Girlfriend 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Guys Nite Out 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as Dishwashing 5.0, and Trash Removal 3.0. FourPlay 7.0 no longer runs and BlowJob 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I'v tried running Nagging and Pleading 5.3 to fix the problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
Keep in mind, Girlfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Wife 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and then install Flowers and Jewelry 6.2. Wife 1.0 should then automatically run the application: Guilty 3.0 and Honey I want You Now 7.7a. But remember, overuse can cause Wife 1.0 to default to Grumpy 3.0, Silence 2.5 and Not Now I Have a Headache 6.6.
Do not install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Girlfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Wife 1.0.
In summary, Wife 1.0 is a great program, but has extensive memory requirements and is very high maintaince. Also note Wife 1.0 will not operate in the "Seat Up Position". You might consider buying additional software to improve preformance. I personally recommend: Dinner on the Town Weekly 6.6 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck
Tech Support |
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Wednesday, 28 July 2004 10:01 |
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