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HOW TO READ PERSONAL ADS: Saturday, 31 July 2004 06:22
HOW TO READ PERSONAL ADS:

WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...............49
Adventurous..........Slept with everyone
Athletic............ No tits
Average looking......Ugly
Beautiful............Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.....Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...On medication
Feminist.............Fat
Free spirit..........Junkie
Friendship first.....Former slut
Fun..................Annoying
New-Age............ Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned........No BJs
Open-minded..........Desperate
Outgoing.............Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...........Sloppy drunk
Professional.........Bitch
Voluptuous...........Very Fat
Large frame..........Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate......Stalker
********************************
MEN'S ADS
40-ish..............52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic............Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking.....Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated............Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit.........Banging your sister
Friendship first....As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun..................good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........arrogant
Very good looking....Dumb as a board
Honest...............Pathological Liar
Huggable.............Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle......Insecure mama's boy
Mature...............Older than your father
Open-minded..........Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit.......Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.................Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive............Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.......Gay
Spiritual............Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable...............Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful............Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Posted by: Chazzy



DEye Saturday, 31 July 2004 07:57
  QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 31, 2004, 06:22)
HOW TO READ PERSONAL ADS:

WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...............49
Adventurous..........Slept with everyone
Athletic............ No tits
Average looking......Ugly
Beautiful............Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.....Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...On medication
Feminist.............Fat
Free spirit..........Junkie
Friendship first.....Former slut
Fun..................Annoying
New-Age............ Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned........No BJs
Open-minded..........Desperate
Outgoing.............Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...........Sloppy drunk
Professional.........Bitch
Voluptuous...........Very Fat
Large frame..........Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate......Stalker
********************************
MEN'S ADS
40-ish..............52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic............Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking.....Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated............Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit.........Banging your sister
Friendship first....As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun..................good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........arrogant
Very good looking....Dumb as a board
Honest...............Pathological Liar
Huggable.............Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle......Insecure mama's boy
Mature...............Older than your father
Open-minded..........Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit.......Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.................Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive............Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.......Gay
Spiritual............Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable...............Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful............Says "Excuse me" when he farts




Seems to be alot of "old fashion" woman in Ohio!


sunbuff10 Saturday, 31 July 2004 09:17
  QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 31, 2004, 06:22)
HOW TO READ PERSONAL ADS:

WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...............49
Adventurous..........Slept with everyone
Athletic............ No tits
Average looking......Ugly
Beautiful............Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.....Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...On medication
Feminist.............Fat
Free spirit..........Junkie
Friendship first.....Former slut
Fun..................Annoying
New-Age............ Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned........No BJs
Open-minded..........Desperate
Outgoing.............Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...........Sloppy drunk
Professional.........Bitch
Voluptuous...........Very Fat
Large frame..........Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate......Stalker
********************************
MEN'S ADS
40-ish..............52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic............Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking.....Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated............Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit.........Banging your sister
Friendship first....As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun..................good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........arrogant
Very good looking....Dumb as a board
Honest...............Pathological Liar
Huggable.............Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle......Insecure mama's boy
Mature...............Older than your father
Open-minded..........Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit.......Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.................Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive............Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.......Gay
Spiritual............Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable...............Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful............Says "Excuse me" when he farts


So what's wrong with 40ish?
signed: honest, thoughtful guy


absix Saturday, 31 July 2004 09:27


24694u Saturday, 31 July 2004 10:06
you forgot straight .men=uh uh no way women=maybe


littlegothicslut Saturday, 31 July 2004 10:12
roflmao