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Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
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Saturday, 31 July 2004 06:27 |
Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
1 - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2 - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
3 - "You want THAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4 - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer,1877
5 - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6 - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
7 - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
8 - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9 - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK,1963
10 - "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1997
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Saturday, 31 July 2004 07:34 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 31, 2004, 06:27) Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
1 - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2 - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
3 - "You want THAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4 - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer,1877
5 - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6 - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
7 - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
8 - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9 - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK,1963
10 - "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1997
Fucking an A!  (#11 Wanta!) |
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Saturday, 31 July 2004 07:50 |
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LOL |
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Saturday, 31 July 2004 07:52 |
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I think I read somewhere that FUCK is an acronym meaning "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge". Another version is "Fornication U.... Consent of the King" |
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Saturday, 31 July 2004 09:50 |
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oh fuck , they found me ....saddam hussein...2003  |
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Saturday, 31 July 2004 13:01 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ July 31, 2004, 09:50)oh fuck , they found me ....saddam hussein...2003
love it!! |
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Saturday, 31 July 2004 18:51 |
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where did all that fuckin water come from..
captain of the titanic |
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Saturday, 31 July 2004 21:58 |
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good one allon |
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Sunday, 01 August 2004 02:27 |
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carefull of the guy with bow and arrow he'll have some fuckers eye out with that.
King Harold |
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Sunday, 01 August 2004 21:17 |
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general ? -during the war between the states-
"they couldn't hit a fucking elephant at this dis....."
(really happened-just can't remember his name) |
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Wednesday, 04 August 2004 15:53 |
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another good word is Shit. No matter how the word shit is used, it if in proper context and describes exactly what the speaker desired:
NO Shit! You smell like shit. Tastes like shit. I feel shitty. Up Shit Creek. Shit hitting the fan. That's some good shit. and plain old "shit".
see what I mean! what a fantastic word! |
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Wednesday, 04 August 2004 16:02 |
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From George Carlin..."There are seven words that you can't say on television"
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, wow. Tits doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.
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Wednesday, 04 August 2004 16:13 |
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Carlin used to be pretty good. I saw him way back and loved his act, but the last time I saw him he wasn't funny, he sounded bitter. Don't know what happened, but he changed. |
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Wednesday, 04 August 2004 18:40 |
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you are what you drink and he's a bitter man. |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 22:47 |
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where the fuck is everybody tonight ?.....hardrock..august 2004  |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 22:51 |
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I'm right here... how the fuck are you, hardrock?!
MoonHowler... august 2004
Now, I'm off to kill this GIGANTIC mesquito that won't get away from my screen!! They're our state bird ya' know |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 22:55 |
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those fuckin mosquitos havent been too bad here this year , too cool i guess.
smack him a good one |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 07:38 |
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Fuckin' sorry hardrock. I was fucking out trying to get fucked. I fuckin' failed, so today I'm fuckin' right here. where the fuck are you? |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 09:42 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 5, 2004, 22:51)I'm right here... how the fuck are you, hardrock?!
MoonHowler... august 2004
Now, I'm off to kill this GIGANTIC mesquito that won't get away from my screen!! They're our state bird ya' know
mosquito I could deal with, it's the fuckin' giant, mammoth moths with a wingspread that blocks my entire 14" monitor screen that's driving me crazy here.... |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 09:47 |
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I saw one like that a couple weeks ago. first one I've seen that fuckin big. must have been 10 fuckin inches across. I took a couple pics of it , then my hard drive crashed , and i lost them. fuckin computers anyway. |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 10:43 |
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we've got 'em around here, you can mistake them for a bat at a glance, can't remember what their poper name is,... |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 12:33 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 6, 2004, 10:43) we've got 'em around here, you can mistake them for a bat at a glance, can't remember what their poper name is,...
Luna Moths are huge moths, with a wingspan of four and a half inches. They have a white body, pinkish legs, and huge pale green wings.
Hawk-Moths may reach 5.2" across
Do any of those fuckin moths sound familiar?
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Friday, 06 August 2004 12:49 |
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I see quite a few luna moths when I'm camping in the woods , they fly around the fire. I had a couple pics of one of them too, was on the front of the store july 4 . Fuckin computer lost those pics too. |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 12:51 |
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Yes, those Gateways are fuckin pieces of crap!!!
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Friday, 06 August 2004 14:00 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 6, 2004, 12:51)Yes, those Gateways are fuckin pieces of crap!!!
Should have bought a Fucking Dell! Why the Fuck would anyone buy a computer in a fucking cow box! |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 14:05 |
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That's what I have now. Got rid of the fuckin' heifer!!! |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 14:07 |
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QUOTE (DEye @ August 6, 2004, 14:00) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 6, 2004, 12:51)Yes, those Gateways are fuckin pieces of crap!!!
Should have bought a Fucking Dell! Why the Fuck would anyone buy a computer in a fucking cow box!
cause they didnt have a fuckin brain in their head,when they bought it |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 14:09 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 6, 2004, 14:07) QUOTE (DEye @ August 6, 2004, 14:00) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 6, 2004, 12:51)Yes, those Gateways are fuckin pieces of crap!!!
Should have bought a Fucking Dell! Why the Fuck would anyone buy a computer in a fucking cow box!
cause they didnt have a fuckin brain in their head,when they bought it
Hey now! Let's not bring my disabilities into this!!!
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Friday, 06 August 2004 14:09 |
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Wait, that should be "fucking" disabilities. |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 14:10 |
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actually i was talking about me , I have a fuckin gateway, cowshit computer |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 14:10 |
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No, that's not right either!!
I have no fucking fucking disabilities!!
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Friday, 06 August 2004 14:13 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 6, 2004, 14:11)
Maybe we share a fuckin brain! Geez, I can't get the fucking hang of this fucking fucking thing!!
I'm done using that word for a while, thank you very much! 
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Friday, 06 August 2004 14:14 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 6, 2004, 14:12) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 6, 2004, 14:09)Wait, that should be "fucking" disabilities.
soory have to say it ,,, you arent really disabled in that department are you ? sorry , just too easy had to do it
I figured you would  |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 15:49 |
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Hey, think this fucking rock is worth anything??
John Sutter |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 17:42 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 6, 2004, 14:10)No, that's not right either!!
I have no fucking fucking disabilities!!
So you fucking perfectly then? You fucking lucky |
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Friday, 20 April 2007 11:29 |
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Ha ha..... this one brings back some memories, doesn't it? Had me laughin' so fucking hard..... again!
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Friday, 20 April 2007 13:04 |
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Well, Fuck me,!!!,,,this dates back almost 3 years!! Lol !!
I like this one!!
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Friday, 20 April 2007 14:31 |
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I will step out of my usually sweet, innocent persona and say:
"I fuckin' love reviving these old fucking threads"
We now return you to the regular Smitty in progress. |
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Friday, 20 April 2007 14:39 |
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"Ok.....So I just invented the first ever telephone.....
But, who the fuck do I call ?? "
Alexander Graeme Bell
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Friday, 10 August 2007 09:07 |
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Sorry, y'all... I just felt like digging this one up again just in time for the fuckin' weekend.
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