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who would you vote for:
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Wednesday, 04 August 2004 18:19 |
if running for president:
A. Hillary Clinton
B. Vladimir Lenin
C. Ghengis Khan
D. Idi Amin
E. All the Same who cares.
for Prime Minister (GB)
A. Tony Blair
B. Vladimir Lenin
C. A Bottle of Heintz Ketchup
D. Quasimodo
E. Doesn't matter, all the same.
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Wednesday, 04 August 2004 18:28 |
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you gotta be american to be president so. hilary will walk it, but kerrys wife is a close second, pity they dug the dirt up on jessie jackson, but that was inevitable and so contrived.
as for tory blair he is already known as president blair, he hasnt a chance after the weapons etc debacle the sauce bottle will walk it and no one will notice and if the do they will still vote for it.
and quasimodo is french, we dont do french. |
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Wednesday, 04 August 2004 18:32 |
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jesse unfortunately did sleep with his entire staff. He would still garner about 35% of the vote if he ran. |
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Wednesday, 04 August 2004 18:35 |
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hmm 35% in a recount that could easily be rigged to vote him in by a majority if past electoral results are anything to go by |
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Wednesday, 04 August 2004 18:48 |
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then he could sleep with his secretary or intern and get impeached! lol |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 04:30 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ August 4, 2004, 18:48) then he could sleep with his secretary or intern and get impeached! lol
Bush is in trouble now. He's got the DixiChicks and Springsteen against him. |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 11:21 |
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Robert Kennedy Jr. if he were running! |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 11:57 |
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QUOTE (DEye @ August 5, 2004, 04:30) QUOTE (kbateman @ August 4, 2004, 18:48)then he could sleep with his secretary or intern and get impeached! lol
Bush is in trouble now. He's got the DixiChicks and Springsteen against him.
I'll probably get a lot of flack for this but I thin the dixie chicks and springsteen were anti-american from birth!   |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 12:16 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 5, 2004, 11:57) QUOTE (DEye @ August 5, 2004, 04:30) QUOTE (kbateman @ August 4, 2004, 18:48)then he could sleep with his secretary or intern and get impeached! lol
Bush is in trouble now. He's got the DixiChicks and Springsteen against him.
I'll probably get a lot of flack for this but I thin the dixie chicks and springsteen were anti-american from birth!
Anti-American???? What do you think Bush is!!! |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 12:19 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ August 5, 2004, 12:16) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 5, 2004, 11:57) QUOTE (DEye @ August 5, 2004, 04:30) QUOTE (kbateman @ August 4, 2004, 18:48)then he could sleep with his secretary or intern and get impeached! lol
Bush is in trouble now. He's got the DixiChicks and Springsteen against him.
I'll probably get a lot of flack for this but I thin the dixie chicks and springsteen were anti-american from birth!
Anti-American???? What do you think Bush is!!!
What'd I tell ya'!  |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 12:22 |
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they are all only out for themselves in the end  |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 12:24 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 5, 2004, 12:22)they are all only out for themselves in the end
*agrees with hardrock*  |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 12:32 |
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BUSH SUCKS, I'D VOTE 4 ANYONE B4 BUSH
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 12:34 |
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QUOTE (jcollimns @ August 5, 2004, 12:32) BUSH SUCKS, I'D VOTE 4 ANYONE B4 BUSH
I really don't want to get into this whole issue, but since you mentioned it.....
KERRY SUCKS! I'D VOTE FOR ANYONE BEFORE KERRY!
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 13:01 |
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As for the original question.
if running for president:
E. All the Same who cares.
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for Prime Minister (GB)
C. A Bottle of Heintz Ketchup
or
D. Quasimodo
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 15:05 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 5, 2004, 12:22)they are all only out for themselves in the end
And I am only out for myself in a nice womans's end. |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 15:46 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 5, 2004, 12:34) QUOTE (jcollimns @ August 5, 2004, 12:32)BUSH SUCKS, I'D VOTE 4 ANYONE B4 BUSH
I really don't want to get into this whole issue, but since you mentioned it.....
KERRY SUCKS! I'D VOTE FOR ANYONE BEFORE KERRY!
they're all greedy dumb shits far as i see but this wouldn't be Texas pride talking? |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 17:59 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 5, 2004, 12:34) QUOTE (jcollimns @ August 5, 2004, 12:32)BUSH SUCKS, I'D VOTE 4 ANYONE B4 BUSH
I really don't want to get into this whole issue, but since you mentioned it.....
KERRY SUCKS! I'D VOTE FOR ANYONE BEFORE KERRY!
My, my, my, You are a spirited lady. Politics is always a sticky subject, even though you are politicly correct.... |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 18:37 |
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I guess I would always vote for the hope of real hosesty in the office of President and against the assurance of more dishonesty in that same office. I guess that is why I always vote against the incumbent. They have all been liers, and cheats and self serving bastards since William Harrison who died a month after taking the office and didn't have a chance to be a self serving bastard. |
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Thursday, 05 August 2004 20:52 |
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You can vote for any republican you want! Just dont complain when your saying " Good Morming Welcome to Walmart Would you like a cart"? For $8.00 bucks an hour with no medical benifits on second or third shift with no overtime on a holiday!!!!! |
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Friday, 06 August 2004 21:20 |
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he is not on your list, but i am voting for pat paulson.
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 05:47 |
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I'd vote for Paul Teutul Sr. if he were running..... |
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 07:27 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 7, 2004, 05:47) I'd vote for Paul Teutul Sr. if he were running.....
not a big fan of the show but he's got the right attitude for the job! |
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 07:56 |
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Paul Teutul Sr.... a reaction to the terrorists.... "Now I am getting aggrevated!" |
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 09:13 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 7, 2004, 05:47) I'd vote for Paul Teutul Sr. if he were running.....
he would get the lazy ass people that are able bodied and sucking up welfare ,out there working  |
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 10:04 |
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and our military would be equiped with some "sick" bikes!!! |
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 13:06 |
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This is a losing subject, who started this topic anyway? |
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 13:20 |
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Your right, hothands, of all the threads that get hijacked, why is this one still on topic?? So, do you have any pets? what kind? I have a large dog, he's an akita/shepard, 4 cats(two are bobtails), (I'm a dog person, but the cats came here as half starved stray dumped kittens, what are ya going to do?? Did what I could, somebody else help derail this thread |
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 13:54 |
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I have 2 dogs a bordered collie and a red nosed americam stratfordshire terrier ( I think thats what they call her) not sure, shes got real short rusty blond hair with white feet,chest,and neck and a pink nose and green eyes.We call her "Faith" and the collie is black and white long hair every where in the house he's 10 and very active and friendly, she's 3yr. friendly to us but not to strangers, Typical for Bitch's (were talkin dogs here) |
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 13:56 |
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my most recent is a bobtail kitten, Hoobie, short for Hoobastank, ( named after a alt band )he's one of a litter that my female bobtail had this winter, |
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 14:10 |
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Maybe we should take lessons from cats and dogs all they do is play, eat, sleep, and multiply. |
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 15:09 |
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yeah tell me about it , I took in 2 stray kittens last summer , now I have 8 dam cats to feed
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 21:32 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ August 7, 2004, 14:10) Maybe we should take lessons from cats and dogs all they do is play, eat, sleep, and multiply.
you forgot "lick themselves" |
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 21:51 |
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OOOOHHH YEAH,,,,and they lick each other to! |
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Saturday, 07 August 2004 22:06 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ August 7, 2004, 21:51) OOOOHHH YEAH,,,,and they lick each other to!
that would be the best part |
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Tuesday, 10 August 2004 04:17 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 5, 2004, 12:34) QUOTE (jcollimns @ August 5, 2004, 12:32)BUSH SUCKS, I'D VOTE 4 ANYONE B4 BUSH
I really don't want to get into this whole issue, but since you mentioned it.....
KERRY SUCKS! I'D VOTE FOR ANYONE BEFORE KERRY!
BUSH SUCKS KERRY!!
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Tuesday, 10 August 2004 06:25 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 7, 2004, 21:32) QUOTE (hothands @ August 7, 2004, 14:10)Maybe we should take lessons from cats and dogs all they do is play, eat, sleep, and multiply.
you forgot "lick themselves"
And each other |
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Tuesday, 10 August 2004 10:19 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 10, 2004, 04:17) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 5, 2004, 12:34) QUOTE (jcollimns @ August 5, 2004, 12:32)BUSH SUCKS, I'D VOTE 4 ANYONE B4 BUSH
I really don't want to get into this whole issue, but since you mentioned it.....
KERRY SUCKS! I'D VOTE FOR ANYONE BEFORE KERRY!
BUSH SUCKS KERRY!!
KERRY SUCKS BUSH!!!
Wait a sec..... that makes him sound normal!
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Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:39 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 10, 2004, 10:19) QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 10, 2004, 04:17) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 5, 2004, 12:34) QUOTE (jcollimns @ August 5, 2004, 12:32)BUSH SUCKS, I'D VOTE 4 ANYONE B4 BUSH
I really don't want to get into this whole issue, but since you mentioned it.....
KERRY SUCKS! I'D VOTE FOR ANYONE BEFORE KERRY!
BUSH SUCKS KERRY!!
KERRY SUCKS BUSH!!!
Wait a sec..... that makes him sound normal!
Yea Abby Normal! <- Tricky Dick was normal too! |
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Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:27 |
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let's see, I was born in 1974. so tricky dick isn't much more than a US government lecture to me, and ancient history too. |
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Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:52 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ August 10, 2004, 14:27) let's see, I was born in 1974. so tricky dick isn't much more than a US government lecture to me, and ancient history too.
Damn that makes me feel old! 1974, bad year for Vettes good year for babies! |
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Friday, 13 August 2004 18:09 |
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i don't want to hurt any feelings, but "bush sucks" and "kerry sucks" are hardly convincing political arguments.
especially since we only know for sure that monica sucks.
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Friday, 13 August 2004 18:25 |
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bush sucks, kerry suck,,,,Monica spits( all over her dress, I hear) |
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Friday, 13 August 2004 20:20 |
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sorry, I am just bumping another post to the second page where I hope it dies. |
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