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Boys and Girls, it's nursery rhyme time
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Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:31 |
JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
Mary had a BMX the seat was back to front
And everytime she pulled her brakes
The seat went up her c**t!!!
LITTLE MISS MUFFET
Sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
When it died of electric shock.
A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.
  
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Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:43 |
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>>Mary had a BMX the seat was back to front
And everytime she pulled her brakes
The seat went up her c**t!!!>>
The seat went up her cart? But that doesn't rhyme. And carts don't have back to front seats. 
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Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:47 |
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QUOTE (HeBoy @ September 26, 2006, 13:43)>>Mary had a BMX the seat was back to front
And everytime she pulled her brakes
The seat went up her c**t!!!>>
The seat went up her cart? But that doesn't rhyme. And carts don't have back to front seats.
Can we spell C U N T? (oppsy, did I spell that) ROFLMAO
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Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:32 |
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ummmmmmm, you said cunt! |
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Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:52 |
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QUOTE (lizonya @ September 26, 2006, 18:32)ummmmmmm, you said cunt!
Yup, and Heboy made me say it!! |
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Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:19 |
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I LOVE how you say it! say it again! say it again!!!!! |
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