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Notice : New Alcohol Labels	Tuesday, 26 September 2006 16:15
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are Whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a idiot. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
Posted by: ticaD

Leviathan4u	Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:29

LOL...you also forgot that it leads to a increase in family size... M Lev...

baudy305	Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:58

You also forgot: It affects your vision so that "10" you left with last night is actually a "3" this morning.

MoonHowler	Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:57

QUOTE (ticaD @ September 26, 2006, 16:15) Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are Whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a idiot. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. D) All of the above

Kuryous1	Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:37

QUOTE (baudy305 @ September 26, 2006, 21:58) You also forgot: It affects your vision so that "10" you left with last night is actually a "3" this morning. I think this is where the phrase "knawing your arm off" comes from..... Woof!

MoonHowler	Thursday, 28 September 2006 09:22

Coyote ugly

TropiFun	Thursday, 28 September 2006 09:29

damn lawyers and their litigation...they take a lot of the fun out of alcohol...isnt' that hypocrisy? never met a lawyer who doesn't drink.. hmmm..maybe alcohol is the "root of all evil".....nah..

funlovingpair	Thursday, 28 September 2006 12:12

Yea but doesn't beer make you smarter?? It made Bud-wiser