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Male and Female
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Thursday, 28 September 2006 06:25 |
You may not know this but many nonliving
things have a gender!
Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see right through
them.
Copiers are Female, because once turned
off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if
the wrong buttons are pushed.
A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's
often over-inflated.
A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it
to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under
it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
Sponges are Female, because they're
soft, squeezable and retain water.
A Web Page is Female, because it's always
getting hit on.
A Subway is Male, because it uses the
same old lines to pick people up.
An Hourglass is Female, because over
time the weight shifts to the bottom.
A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't
changed much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.
A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You
thought it'd be male , didn't you? But
consider this - it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. 
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Thursday, 28 September 2006 09:33 |
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true inspiration...glad i came her today...now i can get on with my day..
great stuff ticaD...
i'm thinking...but can't actually add to it right now... |
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Thursday, 28 September 2006 12:44 |
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And it took a female to tell us all that ---hahaha
who luvs ya baby   |
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