The best dirty naughty jokes from the members of Web Naughty!

Answer the questions without looking at the answers and see how many you get right. Test was asked of high school students.
A--What does a cow have 4 of that a woman only has 2 of ?
B- Female teacher asks boys --whats in your pants that you have but i do not have ?
C--What does a dog do that a man steps into ?
D--What starts with a C, and ends with a T, is hairy, oval and delicous and contains thin whitish liquid ?'
E--What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?
F--What does a man do standing up, that a woman does sitting down and a dog does on 3 legs ?
G--what word starts with an F and end with a K that causes a lot of heat and excitement ?

OK ==No Cheating









answers---a=legs b=pockets c=coconut d=bubble gum
e=shake hands and d= firetruck

did you pass or fail------hehehe

Answer the questions without looking at the answers and see how many you get right. Test was asked of high school students.
A--What does a cow have 4 of that a woman only has 2 of ?
B- Female teacher asks boys --whats in your pants that you have but i do not have ?
C--What does a dog do that a man steps into ?
D--What starts with a C, and ends with a T, is hairy, oval and delicous and contains thin whitish liquid ?'
E--What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?
F--What does a man do standing up, that a woman does sitting down and a dog does on 3 legs ?
G--what word starts with an F and end with a K that causes a lot of heat and excitement ?

OK ==No Cheating









answers---a=legs b=pockets c=coconut d=bubble gum
e=shake hands and d= firetruck

did you pass or fail------hehehe