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Tuesday, 24 October 2006 10:29 |
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a young man lived in the hills of Kentucky with his new wife of only a year. one day he got word that his favorite aunt had passed away. after the funeral, as the will was read, he discovered that he had inherited an 80 acre farm, complete with a house on it. now this lad had NEVER lived anywhere but the hills, but at the urging of his friends and family, he packed all his belongings, his livestock, and moved down to the flatland farm his aunt had bequeathed him. a couple months later his wife noticed that every time she fixed her husbands breakfast, she had to go and throw up. "husband,she said, i think i might be in a family way. well dear, you will have to walk the two miles to town and see the doctor" her husband said. after taking a bath, the young wife dressed in her nicest outfit, walked into town, went to see the doctor like her husband told her. after the kindly old doctor had examined her, he handed her a small bottle telling her " dear, i need a urine specimen. bring it back tomorrow" she dutifully walked back home, fixed her husbands lunch and got out of her nice outfit. when he came in for lunch, she asked" husband, what is a urine specimen?" when he told her he had no idea, she explained what the doctor had told her. "well wife, why dont you walk to the Johnson place that you passed on the way to town, they have 5 kids and i am sure Mrs. Johnson will know what a "urine specimen" means." after the young woman had rested a bit, she put her nice dress back on and left for the neighbors place.sometime later, the young man returned to the house to find his young wife looking disheveled,bruised, and VERY upset. "what in the world has happened dear?well, she answered..i dont think much of our neighbors....i walked up to the Johnson place and the dogs was a-barkin..the baby was a-bawlin, and all i did was ask old lady Johnson what a "urine specimen" was? well , when she told me to go piss in a bottle, i told her to go shit in a birds nest and THE FIGHT WAS ON"!!!! |
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