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Tuesday, 10 August 2004 04:14 |
Found this last nite, I might have to try #13 !!
Everyone has an annoying neighbor, these are
some ideas how to piss them off.
1)Kidnap his dog and shave it
2)Move your garbage/recycling pile to his/her garbage/recycling pile
3)Play Ding-Dong-Ditch at his house
4)Prank call him, say u are a stalker, then have your friend talk to you on a walky-talky saying what the guy/girl is doing
5)Watch porn at high volume
6)Destroy his garbage/recycling pile
7)Kidnap his cat and shave it
8)Burn his lawn
9)Burn his cat
10)Spray paint his/her car saying "Just Got Gay Marriage"
11)Take all the air out of their car's wheels
12)Take all the air out of their dog
15)Lean a garbage can full of water on their door, then ring their doorbell
14)Walk in front of their house in the nude
15)Throw fire crackers at their house
15)Egg their house
17)Put poppers under their car's wheels
18)Fuck their wife/husband
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Tuesday, 10 August 2004 07:33 |
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LOL!  |
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Tuesday, 10 August 2004 08:26 |
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try putting alka seltzer tabs in their house plants.
or writing naughty things with bleach on their front lawn.
the list is long of things i wanted to do to my ex. too chicken |
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Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:57 |
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chazzy you can be my neoghbor and do # 14 all day long if you want   |
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Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:38 |
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When I lived WAAAY OUT in the country, I quickly got in the habit of not giving a shit if I was wearing anything at all when I sunbathed, or went to the mailbox, etc...the nearest neighbor was to far away to see anything and you could hear a car coming a 1/2 a mile away on the gravel road. There was just this one guy, on horseback, strange I could never hear him coming, don't know why unless he trained his horse to tiptoe... |
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Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:42 |
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if I learn to tiptoe , will they get me for stalking ? |
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Sunday, 15 August 2004 04:15 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 10, 2004, 14:57)chazzy you can be my neoghbor and do # 14 all day long if you want
Okay, but only if you're willing to piss off my husband with no. 18 !!! |
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Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:20 |
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I can do that as often as you want, then we can both walk by naked  |
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Wednesday, 18 August 2004 05:12 |
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ok, after you do #18, and we both do #14, and you still wanna piss him off, cut the DSL line that runs into the house and into his computer!! |
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Wednesday, 18 August 2004 06:30 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 18, 2004, 05:12) ok, after you do #18, and we both do #14, and you still wanna piss him off, cut the DSL line that runs into the house and into his computer!!
count me in for some 18!  |
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Wednesday, 18 August 2004 07:31 |
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#18 can be a little risky, especially when there's guns involved! Wonder who that is knocking at the door? 
What's #3? |
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Wednesday, 18 August 2004 12:36 |
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This is more of a general prank... I once used a multi-line phone at work and disled '0' on two lines and then conferenced them together! It was a hoot listening to them trying to figure out what happened. Heh  |
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Wednesday, 18 August 2004 12:52 |
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the old flaming bag of poo, on the front porch works pretty well too |
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Wednesday, 18 August 2004 13:30 |
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QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ August 18, 2004, 12:36)This is more of a general prank... I once used a multi-line phone at work and disled '0' on two lines and then conferenced them together! It was a hoot listening to them trying to figure out what happened. Heh
That's funny!! this has nothing to do with nieghbors, but I use to do it all the time to my boss, his front office had the employee pay right outside the door, the door was the kind with a big window. He never gave out any days off for any reason, so I would go to the pay phone, call his office, tell his receptions that Chazzy has an emergency , and please tell her she must come home right away, all the while, watching through the window as the receptionis take my call scribbling this important message down on paper, trot back to my desk and wait till the message was delivered to me, act a little upset as I ran out the door to my car. |
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Saturday, 21 August 2004 19:42 |
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I did number 11 last night! |
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Saturday, 21 August 2004 21:19 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 18, 2004, 11:19) QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 18, 2004, 07:31)#18 can be a little risky, especially when there's guns involved! Wonder who that is knocking at the door?
What's #3?
some risks are well worth taking i think #3 is ring the doorbell and run like hell, I got expeirience at that as a kid 
Yea, it was with a paper bag with shit in it. Light the bag, ring the doorbell, run like hell, not to far though. Then watch him stomp the fire out. Makes a smelly mess!! |
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Saturday, 21 August 2004 21:25 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 18, 2004, 13:30) QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ August 18, 2004, 12:36)This is more of a general prank... I once used a multi-line phone at work and disled '0' on two lines and then conferenced them together! It was a hoot listening to them trying to figure out what happened. Heh
That's funny!! this has nothing to do with nieghbors, but I use to do it all the time to my boss, his front office had the employee pay right outside the door, the door was the kind with a big window. He never gave out any days off for any reason, so I would go to the pay phone, call his office, tell his receptions that Chazzy has an emergency , and please tell her she must come home right away, all the while, watching through the window as the receptionis take my call scribbling this important message down on paper, trot back to my desk and wait till the message was delivered to me, act a little upset as I ran out the door to my car.
I would get some else to make the call. I never had the nerve to call myself! Ohhhh you so bad!!!  |
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Saturday, 21 August 2004 21:30 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 18, 2004, 12:52)the old flaming bag of poo, on the front porch works pretty well too
Just saw this after my post!!
The neighbors would put there leaves out on the street to be picked up, somehow,,, they would catch on fire in the middle of the night!!  |
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Saturday, 21 August 2004 22:08 |
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i had a broom with a big red bow and a note that said "i don't want you to be without transportation" sent (my nephew took it) to a women when she was at work once.
and if you have a whammo wrist rocket and clear glass marbles, you can break windows and destroy the evidence at the same time.
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Saturday, 21 August 2004 22:14 |
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QUOTE (bawbie @ August 21, 2004, 22:08) i had a broom with a big red bow and a note that said "i don't want you to be without transportation" sent (my nephew took it) to a women when she was at work once.
and if you have a whammo wrist rocket and clear glass marbles, you can break windows and destroy the evidence at the same time.
Wrist rocket? Naughty girl!  |
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Saturday, 21 August 2004 22:29 |
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QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 21, 2004, 21:25) QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 18, 2004, 13:30) QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ August 18, 2004, 12:36)This is more of a general prank... I once used a multi-line phone at work and disled '0' on two lines and then conferenced them together! It was a hoot listening to them trying to figure out what happened. Heh
That's funny!! this has nothing to do with nieghbors, but I use to do it all the time to my boss, his front office had the employee pay right outside the door, the door was the kind with a big window. He never gave out any days off for any reason, so I would go to the pay phone, call his office, tell his receptions that Chazzy has an emergency , and please tell her she must come home right away, all the while, watching through the window as the receptionis take my call scribbling this important message down on paper, trot back to my desk and wait till the message was delivered to me, act a little upset as I ran out the door to my car. I would get some else to make the call. I never had the nerve to call myself! Ohhhh you so bad!!!
it worked every time! It was just a kick watching the call being answered , the message being taken.This place worked too much overtime, every saturday, you took your time off as needed, anyway you could! |
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Sunday, 22 August 2004 00:41 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 21, 2004, 22:29) QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 21, 2004, 21:25) QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 18, 2004, 13:30) QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ August 18, 2004, 12:36)This is more of a general prank... I once used a multi-line phone at work and disled '0' on two lines and then conferenced them together! It was a hoot listening to them trying to figure out what happened. Heh
That's funny!! this has nothing to do with nieghbors, but I use to do it all the time to my boss, his front office had the employee pay right outside the door, the door was the kind with a big window. He never gave out any days off for any reason, so I would go to the pay phone, call his office, tell his receptions that Chazzy has an emergency , and please tell her she must come home right away, all the while, watching through the window as the receptionis take my call scribbling this important message down on paper, trot back to my desk and wait till the message was delivered to me, act a little upset as I ran out the door to my car. I would get some else to make the call. I never had the nerve to call myself! Ohhhh you so bad!!!
it worked every time! It was just a kick watching the call being answered , the message being taken.This place worked too much overtime, every saturday, you took your time off as needed, anyway you could!
Now I guess caller ID has screwed that one up!! |
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Sunday, 22 August 2004 00:51 |
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maybe, but at the time, the guy was just too tight to upgrade anything! and as long as he, or anyone didn't suspect anything...... |
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Sunday, 22 August 2004 01:04 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 22, 2004, 00:51) maybe, but at the time, the guy was just too tight to upgrade anything! and as long as he, or anyone didn't suspect anything......
Well if I was sitting at home waiting for you I'd be calling an emergency to come home everyday! They might catch on then!! |
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Sunday, 22 August 2004 01:48 |
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well, the one I had waiting at home only called at my job to make sure I didn't forget to bring him home a twelve pack of beer ! |
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Sunday, 22 August 2004 21:01 |
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Wrist rocket? Naughty girl!
best slingshot ever made. great for drive-bys. i inherited it when my boy got his bb gun. now i have a bb gun, because he got a 22.
which has a lock on it, in a case that is locked, in a locked gun closet at his dad's house. he only uses it when his dad takes him to the firing range. keep your guns away from your kids! |
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Monday, 23 August 2004 19:30 |
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oh, oh, here's one i just heard.
replace their suppositories with raspberry fizzies. |
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