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LIVE RATED
Truth or Dare Blog
Cuckold Blog
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The test
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Friday, 27 October 2006 23:21 |
> >>
> >>Subject: Test
> >>
> >>Test
> >>
> >>A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
> >>wearing an oxygen
> >>mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated
> >>from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure.
> >>
> >>A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
> >>sponge bath.
> >>
> >>"Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
> >>testicles black?"
> >>
> >>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
> >>Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet,"
> >>
> >>He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
> >>black?"
> >>
> >>Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
> >>about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
> >>sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis
> >>in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving
> >>them around.
> >>Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
> >>nothing wrong with them, Sir."
> >>
> >>The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
> >>says very slowly:
> >>" Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
> >>very, very closely....
> >>A r e -- m y -- t e s t -- r e s u l t s -- b a c k?"
> >>
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Thursday, 02 November 2006 01:04 |
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ROFLMAO....I could see that happening |
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Sunday, 05 November 2006 06:03 |
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Sunday, 05 November 2006 07:32 |
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Monday, 06 November 2006 01:33 |
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