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IT'S SOOO GOOD TO BE A WOMAN!!
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Wednesday, 11 August 2004 06:15 |
Just something else I ran across on the web
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked..
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems..
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
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Wednesday, 11 August 2004 09:14 |
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actually number 4 isn't quite true in my case.
Why would we want # 8 to be true?
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Wednesday, 11 August 2004 09:22 |
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yeah it is true, frogs don't have well rounded hips, tities that do a little bouncy thing, and and a "come hither" look that burns through vodka glazed eyes... |
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Wednesday, 11 August 2004 09:26 |
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but frogs and I do have the same basic dance moves. |
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Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:52 |
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If you insist, but the physical attributes I mentioned before make the dance moves sexy for you, not so for a frog, and frogs don't have vaginas, all a bunch of drunk ass men at a club need to know is that you have a vagina, and nothing you do will be anything less than the sensual moves of a sultry, wanton vixen. |
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Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:08 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 11, 2004, 13:52) If you insist, but the physical attributes I mentioned before make the dance moves sexy for you, not so for a frog, and frogs don't have vaginas, all a bunch of drunk ass men at a club need to know is that you have a vagina, and nothing you do will be anything less than the sensual moves of a sultry, wanton vixen.
Ay Carumba! I'll have you know that I always go for the intelligent looking strippers - the ones with glasses carrying around a physics textbook! Harumph!  |
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Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:34 |
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I could dress in my sorority sweater, put on reading glasses and carry a few of my old texts if that would make you happy.. But I still dance like a dying fish.... |
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Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:16 |
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Did somebody say something?  |
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Friday, 13 August 2004 19:44 |
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QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ August 11, 2004, 14:08) QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 11, 2004, 13:52)If you insist, but the physical attributes I mentioned before make the dance moves sexy for you, not so for a frog, and frogs don't have vaginas, all a bunch of drunk ass men at a club need to know is that you have a vagina, and nothing you do will be anything less than the sensual moves of a sultry, wanton vixen.
Ay Carumba! I'll have you know that I always go for the intelligent looking strippers - the ones with glasses carrying around a physics textbook! Harumph!
you mean the ones with glasses, physics textbook and a vagina ? |
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Friday, 13 August 2004 20:14 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 11, 2004, 06:15) IT'S SOOO GOOD TO BE A WOMAN!!
Yes, it is sooo good that you are a woman! yumm |
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Sunday, 15 August 2004 03:23 |
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thank you ! I've never had a day where I would have wanted it any other way! |
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Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:05 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ August 11, 2004, 14:34) I could dress in my sorority sweater, put on reading glasses and carry a few of my old texts if that would make you happy.. But I still dance like a dying fish....
here, let me rescue the dying fish....
*takes kb home and draws nice bath....
for us both....
[you opened the door with the "dying fish" comment....
LOL
Lance
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Monday, 14 August 2006 03:11 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 11, 2004, 13:52) If you insist, but the physical attributes I mentioned before make the dance moves sexy for you, not so for a frog, and frogs don't have vaginas, all a bunch of drunk ass men at a club need to know is that you have a vagina, and nothing you do will be anything less than the sensual moves of a sultry, wanton vixen.
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Monday, 14 August 2006 03:14 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ August 11, 2004, 14:34) I could dress in my sorority sweater, put on reading glasses and carry a few of my old texts if that would make you happy.. But I still dance like a dying fish....
You are a woman and a half, aren't you?  |
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