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Hollywood Harmonies...
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Monday, 30 October 2006 09:56 |
Steven Spielberg was holding a very special meeting where he discussed his new project...an action biopic about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.
Spielberg needed the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray.
"Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano," said Willis. "I'll play him."
"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Stallone. "I'd like to play him."
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid."
Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"
Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach."
Badabing! 
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Monday, 30 October 2006 12:15 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ October 30, 2006, 09:56)Steven Spielberg was holding a very special meeting where he discussed his new project...an action biopic about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.
Spielberg needed the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray.
"Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano," said Willis. "I'll play him."
"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Stallone. "I'd like to play him."
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid."
Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"
Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach."
Bada bing!
GOT ME... LMAO...!!!!  |
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Monday, 30 October 2006 17:02 |
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And he will be too...for another 4 years...
M Lev....  |
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Thursday, 02 November 2006 00:34 |
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All right, you two guys play nice...Good one Moon... |
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