NJokes.com

The best dirty naughty jokes from the members of Web Naughty!

LATEST NAUGHTY JOKES
- After Christmas
- More Q & A
- Flight to LA
- When Time Talks...
- Job Opening
- What the.......
- Essex Girls (Specially for HotBubbleGum)
- Totally Useless Facts...
- Top Ten Country Songs LOL
- Firemen Bells
- Old man on a park bench
- Are You A Real Man?
- George Carlins new rules for 2008
- The Nitty Gritty Dictionary...
- WHY GOD MADE MOMS
- sayings.........
- Ten Signs You Had Too Much Fun Last Night...
- Free Drinks For Everybody!
- New Year Resolutions For Pets...
- Signs Your Kids Don't Like Their Christmas Presents...

Trick or Treat, Smell My Feet...	Tuesday, 31 October 2006 09:56
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you. She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
Posted by: MoonHowler