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15 Things to do at Wal Mart
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Thursday, 12 August 2004 06:55 |
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when They aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick Your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if He knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme From "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using Different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the Fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last but not least
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then Yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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Thursday, 12 August 2004 07:28 |
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16. Fill two carts with 274 different items. After ringing up at The Checkout, suddenly remember that you forgot your wallet at home. |
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Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:21 |
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17. Get a can of brown shoe-polish and go around opening the underware packages putting skid marks in them, then retun them to the shelf. |
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Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:36 |
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Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:46 |
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have sex in the bathroom... |
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Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:54 |
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QUOTE (jess8in2003 @ August 12, 2004, 13:46) have sex in the bathroom...
How about taking a tape recording of a loud squishing slurping fuck and playing it in the open top dressing rooms!  |
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Thursday, 12 August 2004 22:03 |
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When the Walmart greeter asks you "how are you?" Tell them your life story |
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Saturday, 14 August 2004 10:15 |
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I really love this ! |
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Wednesday, 01 March 2006 20:51 |
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*cough* |
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Wednesday, 01 March 2006 21:12 |
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page a code black  |
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Wednesday, 01 March 2006 21:16 |
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Beautiful, I love them and the scary part is I've actually done some of those.
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Wednesday, 01 March 2006 21:20 |
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code 3 means nothing at wmart... and... to do layaway.. you gotta go back to layaway.. completely different from the service desk!!!
Good ideas though!  |
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Wednesday, 01 March 2006 23:28 |
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I love it!I might try some of those! |
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Wednesday, 01 March 2006 23:40 |
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in the toy department... they have these fake snakes and lizards stuff for 88 cents. Take a few of them.. put them with those big 14 feet tropicals in the garden center for $29.97 and just stick them on the planters.. freaks a few people out here... funnier than shit. |
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Thursday, 02 March 2006 18:39 |
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Run nude thought sporting goods  |
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Thursday, 02 March 2006 19:45 |
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Stay away from the fishing hooks ,and bear traps... LOL |
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