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Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud
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Saturday, 14 August 2004 20:33 |
Just something else I ran across on the net.
Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret:
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#10 Does this come in children's sizes?
#9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing..
#8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 Mom will love this.
#6 Oh the size won't matter. She's inflateable.
#5 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
#4 Will you model this for me???
#3 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
#2 Oh, honey, I'll never fit into that.
And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
#1--45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
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Saturday, 14 August 2004 22:00 |
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I know it's not your size honey, but we had to draw names for the girls at the office.  |
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Monday, 16 August 2004 03:17 |
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Which one of you ladies is Victoria? (I'm sure the sales girls never hear that one enough!
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Tuesday, 17 August 2004 16:17 |
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woman, get me a beer. |
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Tuesday, 17 August 2004 18:40 |
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"Can I get THAT chick over there to model it for me?"
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Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:08 |
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QUOTE (bawbie @ August 17, 2004, 16:17) woman, get me a beer.
A man once TOLD me not asked me to get his beer...So I did...then poured it over his head!  |
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Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:11 |
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that is funny stuff |
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Wednesday, 18 August 2004 22:55 |
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A man once TOLD me not asked me to get his beer...So I did...then poured it over his head!
a drunk man poured a beer on me once. at the tuscon blues festival. tinsley ellis was headlining. so ron and i went down for the day
while the greatly under-apriciated mr. ellis was playing, this drunk wanted my spot, and told me to move. i refused. so he asked me why.
being ever so diplomatic, i replied "because i was here first and i'm not a jackass"
it was at this point the beer was poured. within 2 or three seconds, my brother, the rocket scientist, was pushing him away-well, he knocked him down. the guy decided just to sit there and listen to ron explain why this was inappropriate behavior. mainly because by this point, he wasn't able to operate his feet
that makes one park fight and one bar fight ron and i have started. sometimes he can be fun. |
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