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The beautiful secretary
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Wednesday, 29 November 2006 14:53 |
The beautiful The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes to
a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client.
The client out of the blue asks her to marry him.
Naturally the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she
remembers what her boss told her: "Don't reject the guy outright."
So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from
wanting to marry her. So, after a few minutes, the woman says to
the man, "I will marry you under three conditions. First, I want
my engagement ring to be a 75 caret diamond ring, with a matching
200 caret diamond tiara." The Taiwanese man pauses for awhile.
Then, he nods his head and says, "Okay, Okay, I buy, I buy."
Realizing that her first condition was too easy, the woman
says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100 room mansion
in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in
the middle of the best wine country in France." The man
pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone, calls
some brokers in New York, then calls some brokers in France.
He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, Okay,
I build, I build."
Realizing that she has one last condition,
the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one.
She takes her time to think, and finally, she gets an idea.
A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the
man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man
I marry to have a 12" penis."
The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his
hands and rests his elbows on the table. All the while, he's
muttering something in Chinese. Finally, after what seemed like
forever, the man shakes his head, looking really sad, says to
the woman, "Okay, Okay, I cut, I cut." of the president of a bank goes to
a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client.
The client out of the blue asks her to marry him.
Naturally the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she
remembers what her boss told her: "Don't reject the guy outright."
So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from
wanting to marry her. So, after a few minutes, the woman says to
the man, "I will marry you under three conditions. First, I want
my engagement ring to be a 75 caret diamond ring, with a matching
200 caret diamond tiara." The Taiwanese man pauses for awhile.
Then, he nods his head and says, "Okay, Okay, I buy, I buy."
Realizing that her first condition was too easy, the woman
says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100 room mansion
in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in
the middle of the best wine country in France." The man
pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone, calls
some brokers in New York, then calls some brokers in France.
He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, Okay,
I build, I build."
Realizing that she has one last condition,
the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one.
She takes her time to think, and finally, she gets an idea.
A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the
man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man
I marry to have a 12" penis."
The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his
hands and rests his elbows on the table. All the while, he's
muttering something in Chinese. Finally, after what seemed like
forever, the man shakes his head, looking really sad, says to
the woman, "Okay, Okay, I cut, I cut." |
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Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:47 |
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OK, OK, he DREAMS, he DREAMS.......  |
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