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Another blonde joke Thursday, 30 November 2006 09:32
A blonde girl walks into the Salon wearing a pair of headphones and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks and says, "You'll need to take off the headphones first."

"If I take them off I'll die!" the girl exclaims.

For a while the stylist struggles around the headphones but it's no use. Again she asks the girl to remove the headphones.

"If I take them off I'll die!" the blonde responds again.

The stylist continues trying to cut around the headphones, but to no avail, the frustration builds. She decides to take the headphones off for her, gently so the girl doesn't notice. Sure enough, as soon as the headphones are removed the blonde girl drops to the floor and dies.

The stylist can't believe it. Amazed, he picks up the headphones and holds them up to his ears, and listens:

"Breathe in....breathe out....breathe in...."

hehe
Posted by: MoonHowler



dave2big Thursday, 30 November 2006 09:37



slowpoke2 Thursday, 30 November 2006 10:02

good one


funlovingpair Thursday, 30 November 2006 12:52



ticaD Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:50

Only your hairdresser knows