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Naughty Jokes - Dirty naughty jokes archive for February, 2005
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Easter Treachery...............
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27/02/2005 |
Copy and paste this into your browser and have a look!!
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two JOKES do'nt get mad!
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26/02/2005 |
what do you call a blonde standing on her head?
a. a brunette with bad breath!
what does parsley and pussy hair have in common?
a. you push them both aside and keep on eating!
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uncanny !
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25/02/2005 |
Surprisingly accurate ! 
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Q and A about men !!
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01/02/2005 |
a little something from the internet....
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
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Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
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Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.
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Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him or Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
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Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
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Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Q. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q. What is the difference between men and women...
A. A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Q. How does a man keep his youth?
A. By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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