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Naughty Jokes - Dirty naughty jokes archive for April, 2005
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Vocabulatin'
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20/04/2005 |
New Entries For Your Dictionary
GOING FOR A McSHIT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just there to use the bathroom.
AIRPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first piss while out in a bar, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the bar on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th drink, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the bar is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
SALAD DODGER
A phrase for an overweight person.
STARFISH TROOPER OR ASSTRONAUT
Someone who has a strong preference for anal sex.
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman.
TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.
UP ON BLOCKS
Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage.
(Just one of those sillies I found on the net, feel free to add your own!) |
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I hope no one takes offense? but here are a few lesbian jokes.
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13/04/2005 |
Lesbian Laughers!
What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
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What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
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What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.
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Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the
same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay
on their face.
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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
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What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.
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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
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Do you know what drag is?
It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
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What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.
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How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own
tampons.
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What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and
a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
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joke
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09/04/2005 |
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walked past a busker today who was playing 'dancing queen' on a diggereedoo i thought thats abbaoriginal |
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