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Naughty Jokes - Dirty naughty jokes archive for October, 2008
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Oral Sex
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31/10/2008 |
A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time....and maybe do it several times a day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year....maybe on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.
"Well," grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. Then she yells, "F**k You", and I holler back, "F**k you too."
  
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Renting an Apartment
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31/10/2008 |
A man met a beautiful girl, and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500.
So, they spent the night together.
In the morning before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment".
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:
"Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied;
2. There was plenty of heat; and
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:
"Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord."
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Trick or Treating By Astrological Sign...
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30/10/2008 |
Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
Gemini goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again. eerily accurate!!!
Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
Leo plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.
Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.
Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
Scorpio isn't in it for the candy.
Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.
Capricorn makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
Aquarius builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
Pisces skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.
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Ducks in Heaven...
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30/10/2008 |
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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Red headed babies
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30/10/2008 |
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'
'Nonsense,' the doctor said 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'
'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'
'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex???'
The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'
'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.
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2 crocs
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30/10/2008 |
Sorry for the political joke... just thought ya' might like it....
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids.. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small
Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.
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sleeping pills??
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29/10/2008 |
Grandmas birth control pills!
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life
finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could
possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the
glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old-granddaughter drinks. And,
believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
You "GOTTA" love Grandmas!
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plain, or peanut?
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29/10/2008 |
Trick or Treat
A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and The man who answers it says, 'Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?'
'We're Jack and Jill' the girl replied.
The man says, 'You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!'
They go off and a while later they come back dressed differently. They ring the door bell and once again and the man opens the door.
'Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?'
'We're Hansel and Gretel,' says the boy.
'Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black!' says the man.
Heads hung low, the kids leave.
Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there stand the two children but this time they are BUCK NAKED. 'Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!' he asks.
'Chocolate M & M's,' said the little girl. 'I'm plain. He's got nuts.'
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Blue Cross ;)
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29/10/2008 |
Two men sharing a room in the local hospital are scheduled for surgery. Both are having prostrate problems.
The nurse arrives to do her duties as ordered.
The first man gets prepped, receives a happy shot and to his delight the nurse reaches below his sheets and grabs ahold of his shaft; as she starts to stroke him gently, the man says "Hey what is this? Not that I mind, I am just alittle curious? Doc did not mention a handjob?"
The nurse instructed him to relax and enjoy. It was normal procedure to make sure there was no sperm present when the procedure was being carried out.
The man did as he was told and shortly there after reached climax and laid back with a smile on his face.
Watching the nurse as she continued on her duties making ready the next patient. First a shave, then a shot and then instead of the reaching under the roomates sheets, she pulled them back and began what appeared to be one hell of a good blowjob...
"Wait just a minute" he protested "why does he get a blowjob? We are having the same operation"
The nurse, removing the already rigid cock from her mouth stated "That sir, is the difference between Blue Cross and the HMO"
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Orgasm Sneezing
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29/10/2008 |
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.
The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you have sneezed and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently!
Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?"
The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."
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Condom Umbrella Smoking
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29/10/2008 |
Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus.
The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from the rain.
The second lady looks at that and says, "That is such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?"
"It is a condom," The first lady replies.
"Well, where can you buy those?" the second lady asks.
"Um... Most people buy them at pharmacies." the first lady replies.
So the second lady goes to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter.
"Do you guys sell those condom things?" she asks the pharmacist.
"Why yes we do," the pharmacist says a little confused, "Do you know what size you need?"
So the lady says, "Well it has to fit a Camel."
The Pharmacist fainted.
xox
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Happy Halloween!
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27/10/2008 |
I love you and your friendship means a lot to me but if zombies were chasing us, I would SO trip your ass!!!
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ouch!!!
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26/10/2008 |
Praise The Lord?!?!!
During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for prayers which had been answered.
A lady stood up and came forward. She said, "I have a reason to thank the Lord. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.
She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim.
She continued, "Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say, with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to say. A man rose and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Jim and I would like to tell my wife, the word is "sternum." |
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Husband Reading in Bed
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26/10/2008 |
A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, Gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."
The husband says, "No, not at all."
His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"
"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."
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The Cruise
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26/10/2008 |
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend.
The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do.
A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could now get them onto a three day cruise.
The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to buy three Dramamine pills and three condoms.
Next day, the agent called back and said that he now could book a five day cruise.
The guy said, "I will take it!" and returned to the same pharmacy, to buy two more Dramamine pills and two more condoms.
The following day, the travel agent called yet again and said he could now book an eight day cruise.
The guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for three more Dramamine pills and three more condoms.
The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, "Look, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?"
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Sexually Coincidental!
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26/10/2008 |
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.
He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I’m celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I am celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"I am a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they are finally fertile." "What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I am pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
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The Elderly and Flashers
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25/10/2008 |
Three elderly ladies are sitting on a park bench in Central Park. Suddenly, a man dressed in an overcoat appears from behind a tree. The man casually opens his coat and flashes the unsuspecting ladies.
Surprised, the first lady had a stroke. The second lady also had a stroke. The third lady, though, refused to touch it.
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Do women have it better?
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25/10/2008 |
Seems that (G, the man upstairs^), was just about done creating the universe. He had a couple of leftovers in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to urinate while standing up. "It can be very handy," as he (G) explained to Adam and Eve. "Would either of you like that ability?"
Adam popped a cork. He jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! It seems the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please, (G), let me have that ability. I would be forever grateful."
Eve just smiled and shook her head at Adam's display. She told (G) that if Adam really wanted it so badly, then she really wouldn't mind if he were the one given the ability to urinate while standing up.
And so, (G) gave Adam the ability to urinate while standing up. Then, He looked back into his bag of leftover gifts. "Now, what have we here? Oh, yes, multiple orgasms..."
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Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
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25/10/2008 |
1. "The cucumber has left the salad."
2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."
3. "Your soldier aren’t so unknown now."
4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."
5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"
6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."
8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons."
9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"
10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis."
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Scrote
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22/10/2008 |
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay.
The clerk was kind of listening until she heard the lady said to the guy, "Stop being a scrote."
With a furrowed brow the clerk asked, "What is a scrote?"
Without missing a beat the lady responded, "Short for scrotum. He is somewhere between a prick and an asshole."
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An Hour
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22/10/2008 |
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.
"We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"
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Grass Sandwich
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22/10/2008 |
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.
While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
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Cheap Beer
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20/10/2008 |
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, "Yes."
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"Four cents," he replies.
"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
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How to Make Love
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20/10/2008 |
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
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Cucumber, Pickle and a Penis
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20/10/2008 |
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."
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prescription filled
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20/10/2008 |
The Pharmacist...
A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." |
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READ THIS!!!!!!!!
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18/10/2008 |
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EACH PROFILE IS VIEWED BY REAL PEOPLE !!
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You cannot spell out, use a "riddle" or in any way get away with violating your terms of agreement and site rules by sneaking contact information, email addresses, etc...into your profile.
The members here will not hesitate to report you immediately, would you blame them? Why should solid loyal and/or paying members here allow you to reap more benefits from their site than they do, in an unethical manner?
That means if anything in your profile or posts, does not comply with this sites rules, I can guarantee you that anyone and very possibly everyone who has viewed your profile has already reported it.
Edit your own profile, read over the rules, comply and come on in, you will be welcomed warmly and enthusiastically.
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As this site owner states on the create a new account page...
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We all agree and support this site's owner's above statement.
Yes, we all HATE camgirls on our site and we LOVE to report them!!!
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Bathroom Grafitti
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16/10/2008 |
1) Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some jerk stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
2) Here I sit What a caper I have to shit But I'm out of paper
3) Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted
4) You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!
5) I came here To sit and think. But all I do Is shit and stink.
6) Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls...
7) (written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.
8) (written high upon the wall above a urinal) Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
9) Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
10) Seen above a urinal: Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays!
11) Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
12) On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire Performance.
13) "$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet)
14) A sign I saw at a swimming pool once: We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
15) Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
16)My mother made me a whore. (to which someone else added) If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?
17) Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled: I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
18) In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant: It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
19) Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
20) Here I sit, I'm at a loss trying to shit out taco sauce. When it comes, I hope and pray, I don't blow my ass away.
21) Here's one seen above a urinal: look up look up [even higher on the wall] keep looking up [on the ceiling] Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
22) One of the funniest I've seen was also the simplest: Fart loud if you love your arse!
23) While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've one one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left. You look left and it reads: Look Right You look right and it reads: Look Left...
24) Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
25) (written above a urinal) Why are you looking up here? Are you ashamed of it?
26) Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.
22) One of the funniest I've seen was also the simplest: Fart loud if you love your arse!
23) While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've one one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left. You look left and it reads: Look Right You look right and it reads: Look Left...
24) Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
25) (written above a urinal) Why are you looking up here? Are you ashamed of it?
26) Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.
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Bad Bank Robbery
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16/10/2008 |
Two men wanted to rob a bank. So late that night they broke into a bank. It was pretty easy. Then the cracked the safe. Also easy. In the bank were hundreds of safety deposits. They opened on. But all that was in the deposit was a little pudding cup filled with vanilla pudding. They ate it. At least we won't go hungry, they thought.
They opened up the next deposit. The same thing was in it: a little cup of vanilla pudding. They ate it.
In all the safety deposits there was just a little cup of white pudding. They ate all of it. Then they left the bank.
The next morning they were listening to the news. The reporter was saying, "Last night one of the largest sperm banks in America was robbed."
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More you rub it...
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16/10/2008 |
A teacher walks into her classroom one morning. On the chalkboard in tiny little letters is the word, "penis". She turns around and glares at the class, trying to see who wrote it. Seeing no one looking guilty, she tuns back to the board and rubs away the word.
The next morning she walks into the classroom and once again on the blackboard, in slightly bigger letters, is the word, "penis". Enraged, she whirls to confront her class but once again can't pick out the guilty person.
She rubs the blackboard clean. This goes on for several days. Each morning the teacher would walk into the classroom and see the word "penis" written on the board. Each day the lettering was larger. Each day she rubs it way.
After a week, she enters to find "PENIS" written in letters 2 feet tall with the added message, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
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